Breaking news: Tastee Freez soft serve ice cream is the primary cause of large numbers of obese people in Chicago.
During a recent trip to Chicago, I discovered this unique soft serve ice cream shack, located in Logan Square, drawing huge crowds of hot residents seeking refuge from the heat. Craving an easy to eat treat, my friend Jonathan and I wandered over there to wash away the mediocre Chinese food we had just consumed.
Setting foot into the shop immediately propels customers back to the era of old school soft serve. The store is shaped like a large box and looks shabbily built, like it might collapse at any moment. Adorned with 1950s décor, I can picture customers, at some point in the past, receiving door side service from roller skating nurses. The overhead lights emphasize this feeling during night time visits to the area.
Visitors, at any time of day, would notice the symbolism Tastee Freez holds in the unifying power ice cream has. Politics, race, and age can all divide Americans, but we all agree ice cream is fantastic. People of all races, shapes, ages, and languages populated the shop ordering in English and Spanish. What a wonderful fight, which showcases the best American can be. Oh, by the way, the ice cream was pretty good.
Payment Methods: Cash
Toppings: Available, but unknown number of them
Rating Breakdown:
Scientific Ice Cream Sample: Pecan Delight sundae.
Price Paid For Sample: $4.38
Value: The sample filled a large cup container, and I got quite a bit for $4.38.
Location: The shop could not be in a better location, on a street corner, near bus stops, the CTA California stop and in a residential neighborhood. Nothing stops pedestrians or motorists from getting to the shop.
Menu: I admit, I did not do a great job documenting the menu of Tastee Freez, but it was about 58 flavors ranging from pecan to other fruit and candy flavors. Stickers also littered the windows offering various sundaes. But, I was slightly annoyed when I couldn’t find the menu at first because it was hidden behind a wall near the cash register. How am I supposed to make my selection when I can’t see the menu?
Quality: While it didn’t exactly “hit the spot”, the sample was tasty (insert rim shot here!).
Perfect soft serve texture can be summed up in one word: smooth, and this sample was.
The flavor was hiding, but the richness was out in full force. Pecan sauce slid down the sample, filling my mouth with a wet caramel taste. Overall, the sample itself was rather rich.
Lookup the word “sweet” in the dictionary and a picture of a pecan will be beside the definition. The pecan strewn about the sample tried to infuse the ice cream with unbearable sweetness, but failed. The whipped cream, however, was very sweet.
As mentioned above, taste was not lacking, but I had limited time to soak it up because the soft serve melts quickly, especially in the hot Chicago weather.
Numerical Ratings
Quality: 37 out of 45 possible points
Menu: 22 out of 25 possible points
Value: 20 out of 20 possible points
Location: 10 out of 10 possible points
Final IceCreamology Total: 89 out of 100 possible points
Location: Tastee Freez. 2815 W. Armitage Avenue, Chicago, IL. 60647. Hours: unknown. Phone: unknown. Web site: http://www.tastee-freez.com/about.php